Welcome to MikeMercury.com, the official Website of America's* favorite stand-up comedian.

If you're looking for a professional stand-up comedian, emcee or humor speaker to entertain at your next event, or if you just love stand-up comedians in general, you've come to the right place.

If not, then I'm not sure what exactly you're doing here. There's nothing here for you.

But, if it's great stand-up comedy you want, I'm your man. I'm not "THE MAN" like on TV when you're watching golf and some moron in the gallery yells at Tiger Woods, "You're THE MAN!" But I am YOUR man. A handsome, funny, caring man, who's good with children, pets and old people.

So, if you like your comedy clean, quick and clever, or are just a big fan of stand-up comedians, feel free to browse. Take your time. If you're looking for anything other than a professional stand-up comedian and you're still here, you should seriously consider getting a hobby.

I'm a big fan of Mike and want to see more...

I need a hobby...

* America Ferrera, star of Ugly Betty

**Sorry. That’s a lie. According to Ms Fererra’s attorney, she has “never even heard of you” and “if you don’t take that off of your Website, we’ll sue your ass 6 ways to Sunday.”